Well, what do you know...................

Murphy won this t-shirt in the raffle at the golf day. If ever a shirt was unsuitable for anyone it's a Clausthaler Low Alcohol Lager shirt for the bottle-of-vodka-a-night man.

At least the Chairman made an effort and wore his club tie at the golf dinner. He seems happy presenting a prize to a family member.

Thanks to Roland for his generous donation of free rounds towards the golf day. I'm sure he really needs this umbrella and these balls he won for coming second -the bandit!

EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!      It's not McCulloch's arse - can believe it??? Dirty Box couldn't!!!!!!!!!

The FCC women's team who took on the men at Fordcombe on Bank Holiday Monday at the end of May. Worryingly, especially for Lizzie Townsend who continues to show a liking for dressing up as a woman following his showing at Dick Latter's 40th birthday party, both he and McCulloch seemed to make the move from man to woman with practised ease.

Contrastingly, the men's team contained no women dressed as men, although Nosher's hair would perhaps have qualified him to do so. Also, Smithy's impression of a pregnant woman would have worked if he'd worn a maternity dress. Nice to see the youngest Oliver wearing a hat - perhaps his dad could take a leaf out of his book and hide that hideous bald pate.

No wonder Ash has got a smile on his face. Mind you he would probably need those big gloves on to handle that lot! Rumour has it that Mags took getting out with good grace and didn't ask about her average immediately after - perhaps Keith should take a leaf out of her book. 

Award winners at the annual club dinner held in the Chafford Arms on Friday 26th March

Ashley Worcester presents joint-winner Denis Oliver with the fielding award for 2004

John Keeler wins the Chairman's champagne moment award for a one-handed slip catch that even he admits he didn't see

The Clubman of the Year award ended in a 3-way tie between Phil Barnett, Keith Exton and John Keeler

A proud and excited Bob Howard, right, joint winner of the fielding award, with Sunday Captain Ashley Worcester

A smug-looking Ian McCulloch receiving the Most Improved Player award from Saturday Captain Phil Barnett

John Keeler receives the award for heading the Man of the Match list from Club President Barrie Leppard